Monday, January 25, 2010

Ice Cream Soothe Heartburn?

CHRONIC "premature ejaculation and other problems"

One day talking to each Pilsener, peanuts and compare with my Leo butts we turn to the issue of content "sepsual." When they were walking and supine toiling our minds, my own colors compare runs and pounces on the discussion with a theory answer to the problem of premature ejaculation, along with your physical shape and eliminate excessive sweating in sex.

"But hueón ... is thought that a towel in the ass solves all problems? - my face contorts in a semi-drunk-interrogative.

- compare, explain your theory! - Work out with an icy Pilsen in one hand, crossing his legs and lighting a fag in honor of so great theory.

- compare imagine that it's time to act "sepsual" and that you suffer from premature ejaculation (the butt is slowly consumed while the Pilsener sorbeteo thereupon) and knows that this chance with nymph that shift may be reason to spread the word and let him look bad in front of the "Leidys." Well, you take a hand towel, wraps it in a cylindrical and puts it between the two cheeks pressing with emphasis but not in despair. At the time of being Seat Cushin as God commands (because he said it somewhere) you'll be worried that the towel is not you will fall off of your ass, you can be making positions that you agree with that Valkyrie of the day, but never neglecting the towel, the trick is to focus on the eternal permanence of the towel in "siquirikuikyri."

- the laughter from the audience came and went, but all agree that it might be-

also compare, let me tell you that towel tightly to his buttocks is an excellent exercise, both buttocks and abdomen, as directly contributing to fitness and future hunts at night in the bohemian underground where he plays around the sucuchos regularly.

- the laughter fell to some extent and we are all moving little by little head in the affirmative with inquisitive eyes and an exploratory well to the expression of certainty and conviction I compare

.- Well compare "continues my friend Leo, the icing on the cake is excessive sweating in that act of mutilating carnally shell ... because let's be honest, there are waaaaay hueones that sudan hueón `po!

- but compare doubt assails me (interrupting) as you know there is so much "hueonaje" in bed sweating like a pig? -

- my mariconeo not the issue at this time compare, do not interrupt me. The thing is that to have a towel in the ass, "per se" swallows every drop of sweat horny ass, preventing sewer smell out of that part of noble ... moreover, if the thing goes pa 'long, since even this focused on not dropping the towel, in a minute can make the ass, unwound and dried before the whole satisfied pa open your eyes to see what has happened. .. And san!, Is just 3 problems in one shot with a towel inserted between the buttocks cacheros ... it seems to compare?

- you want to tell you po 'compare (give my verdict), if life gives you lemons paste onto a tequilazo!. Thanks to his theory probably many men can enjoy a sexuality beyond the 2 minutes ... and let me tell you compare, just happened to be part of our lodge-sex culólogos contemporary therapeutic.


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