Throughout this supine and sometimes uncertain life "living hell" I have learned many "tips" that has helped me in different circumstances.
Here is a summary of those aberrations that we all know but we are the moron ...
1 - To keep you cook the hole!
Somewhere idyllic adolescent journey with my compare Cristian, we realized that the mileage, outside well-deserved leave us some blisters on the feet, we left a red and irritated sore ass. Therefore, wandering among the thoughts of a magical and adventurous life I thought of a cool and useful idea:
Follow the instructions exactly.
the top Take your underwear (either boxer, thong, colales or sung) and stretch in order to avoid getting it in the ass all the genre possible, to suck effectively and efficiently every drop of sweat in that cabbage, cotton, so your ass does not suffer side effects of redness and crusting (at worst).
a "Chinese underwear is the most effective way to prevent an imminent ass baking after miles of road travel ... not very hygienic, it is very fragrant and decent, but in the case of extremely dirty and used too much misery ... is the sure!
2 - superhero sock
When you least expect it always comes an explosive lipiria. either by a bad mix of foods either related or some inappropriate cooling, but is always shite when you least expect it.
to be honest, few Chilean men walk with the bunch of comfort to every day to prevent any discomfort in our bodies playful, so when you come an explosive shite I ever remember is walking with socks.
when you go to shit badly and have no time to think or react consciously leaving your ass like a supreme mind of your body, it is important that you always have an Sock save your life, since not every day you can have a crease, some old paper book Rone you can soften or in any tissue latter case (and busy) you can "reuse" the left sock saves you night making a gesture of good toilet paper, raspándote ass and taking everyone outside your body body, which for biological reasons should be eliminated in a given time. When diarrhea is excessive, there is always the right sock to support the cause.
As Annex I must add that in extreme cases, perhaps even to the boxer is the best friend of your ass ... when the shite is practically a hurricane Catrina.
If you want, follow the advice, if you want, you deny reality, but in a minute of your life you will need to do any of these two incidents.
Getting the "to peak no ass shit" actually works ... when shit ... sock always superhero! Greetings
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